My Body is a Wonderland
No. It is not a sexy wonderland. My body is a weird wonderland right now. And here is why: First, I sneezed really hard while I was getting ready for work the other morning and hurt my neck. I can't lift my arm up so Ben has been doing my hair (you can imagine how that looks). I went to a chiropractor, and while he made it so I can at least turn my head, my neck is still messed up. Seriously. A sneeze? Who knew they were so dangerous. Then, I got out of the shower a couple of nights ago and was using a Q-tip to get water out of my ear when SUDDENLY a rock fell out of my ear. Yes. A rock. Not a big one, but it was still a rock. I have NO idea how it got there or how long it had been there. So I am a little weirded out by this body of mine right now and am wondering what other suprises might be lurking inside it....
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Ben's hair always looks good. If he uses his same high standard with your hair you should be okay.
I have been told that I have rocks in my head. Does this mean that you do, too?
A ROCK???? No way! Did you feel any better after the rock fell out? I'm sure that the rock was part of the culprit. Rock + sneeze = misery.
Ah... Isn't getting old a pain? And you thought all geriatrics were as fun and cool as me... we'll think again. Good luck with it all. Call me we need to chat.
i just laughed out loud in the library....all those who looked annoyed would laugh also if they read your post. Sorry about your neck, the rock is funny. i hope it stops hurting soon and that more rocks don't fall out of your head. too bad you are smart or many jokes could be made. i can't wait to see you next month!
You. Are. Awesome. Crack me up, girl!
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